'Carpe Cerevisi'

'How about we do a 2000 mile bike tour around the USA...' - T Matthews (non compos mentis, 06/09)

Welcome to your personal insight into the progress, trials (hopefully metaphoric not literal) and tribulations that befall us on our two week trip from San Francisco through a lot of west coast United States and back again.
I hope this blog will give anyone who's interested (maybe you need to get out more) a look at what is going on once we set off on our American adventure.
For anyone who doesn't know, the Red Lion Bikers referred to herein are...
Andy Reid, Shaun 'Digger'Halliwell, Chris Colder, Pete Robinson, Tony Matthews and Neil Heldreich
The bikes are booked, everyone's paid up, gear is being acquired (though quite what Tony needs a wholesale batch of Anusol for is anyone's guess) and we set off on Sunday 28th March.
We hope to have a lot of laughs and if you'd like a few too then read on...

Map of the route...

Thursday, 1 April 2010

Shocking news... RLB Tour Blog infiltrated by deviant forces...

HELLLOOOO BOYS!!

Thought we would give you a little reminder of what you’re missing.
Local photographer, Turkey Ed, jumped at the opportunity to help out with his camera and flashgun to take these sexy images of us girls…just for you boys. (I’m sure your blog followers will increase now Chris).
The photo shoot was set up in St.Terence’s, (word must have got round, as even Dawn, Terry’s wife, turned up) with quite a few onlookers, and you thought Terry was joking about the full house on Tuesday night, and Pete, Sandra was not joking either about, I quote “I’m surrounded by men!” She loved every minute as you could tell in her voice and by the smile on her face in the photo. Julie took some persuading, so Turkey Ed did a little job on her and tried to disguise Andy’s beauty, by giving her a slightly darker complexion and a fluffy yellow boa. Ginny came along in her biker gear, as she ‘felt closer to Tony’ that way, and refused to remove her neck scarf. Ali, decided to go the whole way and have a quickie boob job, and wow, can’t you tell? Sorry you had to find out this way Neil, but at least you will be prepared when your credit card declines and you can tap up Digger for a sub. Look on the bright side, you love bigger breasts, apparently, and these are all for you. Andrea, the shy one, decided to go for hair extensions as Chris loves long dark hair, and has convinced her that every girl in America is short, slightly overweight and very very blond. Of course, Karin could not wait to get in on the act, and soon got her kit off for the boys. Despite the roaring fire, the more mature generation had to pose complete with shawl. This one is for you Digger.
Do enjoy boys, we miss you!

2 comments:

  1. Why is there no mention of Andrea's boob reduction!! Though turkey Ed did seem to be using a variety of different lenses and there doesn't seem to be any of the video footage Terry was taking, either. Perhaps it's got something to do with the "members only" film night, that is advertised.
    From a jealous friend, wish I was with you.

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  2. Thanks for that Jack! Hope none of you girls took offence to the piccies and comments, all said in fun. The lads loved the photos..thanks to all who took part xxx

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