'Carpe Cerevisi'

'How about we do a 2000 mile bike tour around the USA...' - T Matthews (non compos mentis, 06/09)

Welcome to your personal insight into the progress, trials (hopefully metaphoric not literal) and tribulations that befall us on our two week trip from San Francisco through a lot of west coast United States and back again.
I hope this blog will give anyone who's interested (maybe you need to get out more) a look at what is going on once we set off on our American adventure.
For anyone who doesn't know, the Red Lion Bikers referred to herein are...
Andy Reid, Shaun 'Digger'Halliwell, Chris Colder, Pete Robinson, Tony Matthews and Neil Heldreich
The bikes are booked, everyone's paid up, gear is being acquired (though quite what Tony needs a wholesale batch of Anusol for is anyone's guess) and we set off on Sunday 28th March.
We hope to have a lot of laughs and if you'd like a few too then read on...

Map of the route...

Saturday, 10 April 2010

Me and my big mouth...

Just as I make special mention of those nice people of the California Highway Patrol in yesterday's post for their kindness in leaving us alone for the past two weeks, look what happens...

What I can say is that there were no sarcastic 'who do we think we are then, Barry Sheene... ha bloody ha' comments as one might expect from the boys in blue back home. I can only liken getting nicked by the CHP to buying bananas from Sainsbury's. Very matter of fact, very chatty and was more than willing to let me take photos just to prove I wasn't making it up. 92mph didn't seem to faze Officer Dibble and I was soon on my way. To make matters worse, Andy, riding probably the slowest bike of us all (and an American one at that) also picked up a speeder today. However, as we have ridden a collective 15000 miles it's not a bad result bearing in mind the speeds we've been riding at.

Our last day on the road took us from Yosemite to San Francisco. Despite some beautiful scenery as we headed south from Yosemite the trip thereafter was more highways than byways. The highlight must be riding into SF over the Bay Bridge which is longer and more impressive than the Golden Gate we traversed nearly two weeks ago in the rain. Fortunately also, we were able to locate the bike rental shop in much less than the four hours it took us previously and we are now established in the Whitcomb Hotel in downtown SF for a final night of beer and food and no doubt recounting some of the many stories of the past two weeks.

A word for the bikes which we waved a sad farewell too earlier... without exception they have been superb. The BMWs have been impeccable whether whizzing around tight mountain roads or cruising the highways at over a ton. Pete's GoldWing has, probably as expected, been faultless and proved very agile on the tight stuff. Now then, Andy's Harley... I think by his own admission he would have preferred not to be doing 2500 miles on a bike that could shake your fillings loose when ridden over 50mph and if you happen to talk to him over the next few weeks and he ignores you (which i know sometimes can occasionally be the case) please put it down to deafness as his Hog is one noisy bugger. That said, it's made it round and the worn down foot steps are testament to the fact that he was able to throw it around too.

We travel home tomorrow, look forward to seeing y'all Sunday afternoon where we hope to convene you know where. But like any good story, it ain't over til the fat lady sings and though she may be clearing the phlegm from her throat at this moment I won't draw a line under our adventures til we're back in England's green and pleasant land.

4 comments:

  1. Looking forward to seeing you tomorrow.......

    Chris has written a fantastic blog which has kept so many entertained throughout your 2 week adventure.

    Can't wait to hear all about it!
    Safe journey home boys xxx

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  2. I'm not a gambling woman(??)..but knowing you so well Chris, I did have an inside bet that you would be pulled up for speeding, so thanks for that. We can now go back to Vegas with my winnings. Yes!

    What an fabulous experience for you all, and the memories you will treasure for a long time. Its been great hearing and reading about your adventures, and thanks Chris, for letting me listen to the chorus of snorers most nights..lovely!

    Safe flight back, we really can't wait to see you all tomorrow. No cancelled BA flights I hope. Sent with love..

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  3. Outstanding blog Chris, difficult to believe that you all made it in one piece.
    Not suprising you got a speeding ticket, no bets to be made on that one, but Andy? how the hell did he keep up?
    I guess the stories will surface over the next few weeks and I hope you will burn a DVD with pics and Vids that you can sell to the poor unwashed for a small donation to help for hero's
    £5.00~£10.00 each for a good cause? any takers?
    safe trip back

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  4. I feel we have all lived through this fab experience with you - mainly Andrea, who I gather has had an hour by hour update! Excellent blog Chris, well done.Can't wait to see you all later. There is a little boy who can't wait to see his daddy after his trip on his Charlie Davidson!! I'm sure there will be tears. Thanks again Chris, Bloody Brilliant!!XXX

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