Now England has a proud tradition of producing some of the world's greatest explorers... Drake, Cook, Livingstone, Scott to name but a few. However, the name of Tony is unlikely ever to be added to the list. 'Lost in San Francisco' would make a good name for a film and certainly describes our day. A short diversion so that we could ride over the golden gate bridge, which even on a rainy day is an incredible sight, turned into three hours of 'err.. does anyone have a clue where we are' as we got lost trying to get back to the bike shop from whence we started as one of the BMWs was actually a bag of spanners in disguise. The only thing to add is that most of the locals dont have a bloody clue where anywhere is either.

Excitement initially abounded as we collected the bikes and at this point I should note that after months of merciless ridicule over his choice to ride the American equivalent of an Austin Allegro, Andy seems to be having the last laugh as our BMWs appear to have had slightly more than 'one careful owner' whereas his Harley is a beaut (as is Pete's armchair-on-two-wheels Honda Gold Wing). Unfortunately, gloating in a grown man is an unattractive quality and I am sure that at some point I will document that all too familiar sight of a Harley broken down by the roadside.

A simple gentle loosener along the Pacific Coast Highway to Monterey turned into a seven hour trip, though riding along some beautiful roads, some of which we liked so much we went on twice (ok, maybe we should have brought a map).
The evening passed with peaceful exploration of Monterey's museums and art galleries. Tomorrow we go to Pismo Beach. One road, A to B, what could possibly go wrong....
You all were obviously intoxicated by the sheer beauty and interest of those museums, art gallerys and history of Monterey, because it has such an effect on your speech, language and loudness of your voices, when you called me at 2am, 5am and 7am this morning Chris. :) xx
ReplyDeleteNice panniers. (sorry Chris, is that the right spelling, did they originally carry bread).Sounds like booze has replaced food. Don't worry about the girls, Andrea is off on holiday and Sandra is getting weird phone calls!
ReplyDeletewhat ever happened to the gold wing sat nav??
ReplyDeleteOk, I may have been using a bit too much poetic licence when talking about museums etc.
ReplyDeletePanniers... yes, they are industrial in their design but in true German fashion, very practical. I write this as we arrive at Pismo beach and at this very minute us blokes are appalled that our girls are still in the pub!
Sat nav... unfortunately, Pete's Gold Wing has a button for every conceivable gizmo you can imagine... except sat nav. Can't believe how many wrong turns we've taken on a straight road!
You guys must be glad you're away. In Jacks words, Andrea is on holiday, yes, I bored Jack silly about me going to Tenerife with Elliot and Sandra did the same about the mystery guy who called her on Saturday night saying...we'll let Pete tell you if he wants too. Had a great night in the Red Lion tonight, drank to you boys, as if you need any more, and cheers to Jack who kept up the male end, so to speak!
ReplyDeleteOh, and we do miss you all. Terry and his cash register do especially xxx
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you are on the road, shame you have no idea which road your on.
ReplyDeleteLooks like you picked a good spot to ask directions, is that a bloodstain on the pavement to the rear of the "Local"
Terry has resorted to shipping punters in from Down South to try to bolster trade. We are under instructions to drink more to make up the shortfall.
Does anyone want to bung towards Help for Heros - I got the go ahead from the boys yeasterday. They said if the didn't collect anything, or spend what they did collect,they would all bung £50 at the end of the trip. We'll hold you to that!! Maybe we can get a collection box in the Lion?? Every little helps! Lots of love to all abroad. XXX
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