'Carpe Cerevisi'

'How about we do a 2000 mile bike tour around the USA...' - T Matthews (non compos mentis, 06/09)

Welcome to your personal insight into the progress, trials (hopefully metaphoric not literal) and tribulations that befall us on our two week trip from San Francisco through a lot of west coast United States and back again.
I hope this blog will give anyone who's interested (maybe you need to get out more) a look at what is going on once we set off on our American adventure.
For anyone who doesn't know, the Red Lion Bikers referred to herein are...
Andy Reid, Shaun 'Digger'Halliwell, Chris Colder, Pete Robinson, Tony Matthews and Neil Heldreich
The bikes are booked, everyone's paid up, gear is being acquired (though quite what Tony needs a wholesale batch of Anusol for is anyone's guess) and we set off on Sunday 28th March.
We hope to have a lot of laughs and if you'd like a few too then read on...

Map of the route...

Saturday, 13 March 2010

Message to Mr Willie Walsh, CEO, British Airways...

Dear Mr Walsh,

I would be very grateful if you would tell your lazy, commie-left-wing, money grabbing, 'they really dont know when they're well off and if they've got time to go on strike they're not working hard enough and should try living in the real world' staff to cancel their strike plans as vitally important world events will be gravely affected if the gentlemen of the Red Lion Bikers have to spend the first three days of their Tour of the USA riding baggage trolleys around Terminal 5 rather than BMWs around California.

We all know that Virgin are better and we didn't choose to fly with the 'World's favourite airline' but as we're stuck with you... get it sorted!

Kind Regards,

Disgruntled of Ashbourne

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